LUIGI DOES NOT PLAY BY YOUR RULES
nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
(Source: psyducked)
imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
Animal Of The Day: Vine Snake.
Found: Ahaetulla (Species) in Asia, and many Pacific Islands.
Description: Characterized by thin, elongated bodies, with extremely long tails and a sharply triangular shaped head.
Behavior: Lives in humid rain forests.
In Captivity: Frequently imported into the “exotic pet trade,” bad idea since they are really hard to care for!
Fun Fact: Unlike most other species of snake whose eyes functions independently of each other, vine snakes are distinguished by their binocular vision. This means that both eyes focus on the same point, as human eyes do. This is a distinct advantage in searching for prey among the leaf litter and branches of trees, giving vine snakes the ability to determine shape more readily than other snakes, who usually rely on movement to hunt. (fun fact link)
Image 1: common name:Green vine snake Biological name:Ahaetulla nasuta. Image 2: common name: Green vine snake. (by: wishwasdeep)
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
we nuked the earth and we fucked it up and we polluted it and let a fuckton of douches walk on it and yet it continues to sprout flowers everyday everywhere as if to quietly say, fuck you im still pretty
that is the most wonderful thing i’ve ever read i want it tattooed onto my arm
what a thing to wake up to, holy fuck
(if u do u should tell me)
hating a ship that 75% of a fandom ships
(Source: arpeqius)
*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
I’ve seen people wear shirts that say “cool story babe go make me a sandwich” and not get in any trouble for them but girls wearing shorts that go 3/4 the way down their thighs forced to either go home or have their parents bring them clothes
and that’s all you need to know about school dress codes
(Source: theymightbeyonce)
where in the heck can one purchase dick shaped pasta?
