heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
maskums: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
sam-ouinchester: if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this
unfreshing: laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
penice: alegbra: penice: penice: my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself i’m a ghost now is that a bedsheet on your head no i’m a ghost
missvanillamilkshake: neversleepwiththelighton: missvanillamilkshake: we nuked the earth and we fucked it up and we polluted it and let a fuckton of douches walk on it and yet it continues to sprout flowers everyday everywhere as if to quietly say, fuck you im still pretty that is the most wonderful thing i’ve ever read i want it tattooed onto my arm what a thing to wake up to, holy...
jackoffrost: hating a ship that 75% of a fandom ships
soveryvantastic: *gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
nanobutts: I’ve seen people wear shirts that say “cool story babe go make me a sandwich” and not get in any trouble for them but girls wearing shorts that go 3/4 the way down their thighs forced to either go home or have their parents bring them clothes and that’s all you need to know about school dress codes
egberts: egberts: MY BED JUST COLLAPSED AND MY BURRITO WENT FLYING THROUGH TH E AIR AND NOW THERES BEANS ALL OVER MY LAPTOP WHY DID THIS GET 200 NOTES ITS NOT FUNNY I COULDVE DIED
geometricdeathtrap: *nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police” “i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
naegishoodie: the school year is almost over!! you can do it!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
chikuto: Making a surprise gift for someone They go offline before you finish it
embarrassedshinji: i dont know why people give goth and pastel goth/soft grunge fashion so much shit theyre probably two of the cutest styles around. like i know theyre making fun of the stereotypical “mopey or pretentious goth teen” but its like they have great style
jill-bird: AND FINN THE HUMAN | (• ◡•) |
jill-bird: JAKE THE DOG (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
professortennant: when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
aeriis: family events
rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
loliconprince: good sourced art on your dash
omg-they-didnt-kill-kenney: when a gay person is about to slap someone
[Sketch of the Day] or have some tiny!Kawoshin...
meladoodle: *brings get well soon balloons to funeral*